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'So many potential customers... unfortunately, they're not credit-worthy.'

bird interprets modern art

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"That's the cereal I want Mommy... Sugar cubes!"

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

'You won't last ten minutes out there.'

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

A Carrot: 'Who's a pretty farmer then?'

Chelsea flower show sewage

"Since I was making a doggie door, I figured it was only fair to make a door for my bees too!"

Computer birdhouse.

It's a little known fact that Einstein quit science and went into the cattle business.

'She lithpth!'

"I'm taking out two acres of pecan trees and putting in a fifteen-thousand-square-foot colonic-irrigation facility."

A nun feeds a flock of angels in the park.

"Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely on him."

"If we build our own still to convert our corn to ethanol, we could become the middle man, too."

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

Hen sells her eggs direct at egg farm.

"Guys, I'm cutting back on the seed. It's summer. Eat some bugs."

"Is your business picking up?"

Man filling bird feeder is being watched by birds.

Lemonade Stand with Disclaimer: 'No animals were harmed during the making of this lemonade.'

Harold had no idea that his days of free meals were over. . .

"Things are getting better, but we are not out of the woods yet."

'Good grief. What did you put in the bird feeder?'

LOST AND FOUND, 'Maybe he flew south.'

Extinct Species: Small Farmers

'He specializes in chicken dishes.'

'It's true what they say about the early bird,Mrs.Wagstaff-she's got worms!'

'...And I bet fatcats don't moan on about the price of birdseed.'

"Dear, lay off the birdseed for a while.