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"Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely on him."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

bird interprets modern art

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'Maybe that will teach you not to buy a manure spreader without seeing it first.'

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

'You won't last ten minutes out there.'

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

A Carrot: 'Who's a pretty farmer then?'

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

'She lithpth!'

'Stop me if you've heard this one before.'

Bird watching TV

Poe at the Park

"Guys, I'm cutting back on the seed. It's summer. Eat some bugs."

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'

'So many potential customers... unfortunately, they're not credit-worthy.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

'For rent'

"She's putting out more bird seed. Get ready for some binge watching!"

"I gave at the office!"

Man filling bird feeder is being watched by birds.

'Take me to your feeder.'

Ducks strangled by bagels. Park keeper says: 'Perhaps bagels were not the best option.'

Death in park

Harold had no idea that his days of free meals were over. . .