Birdseed Aficionado Gifts

"Dear, lay off the birdseed for a while.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

bird interprets modern art

Fishing for Birds

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

Musician

Can I get you another coffee?

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

Dreams of Spring...

Middle Distance Runners

Estate Agents.

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

Woodpecker House

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

A man conducting a bird in a tree.