Birdseed Aficionado Gifts

"Dear, lay off the birdseed for a while.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

bird interprets modern art

Fishing for Birds

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Musician

Can I get you another coffee?

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

Middle Distance Runners

Dreams of Spring...

'The End Justifies The Beans.

Woodpecker House

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

Estate Agents.