Butterfly Buff Gifts

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

Butterfly Angel

You're not fooling anyone with the farfalle, Bob.

"Make up your mind! We don't have all day!"

'A cocoon? Boy, he is having a mid-life crisis!'

Butterfly

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

"No! Of course you're beautiful, now. . . it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby photos of you. Well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head."

'Dude, trust me, we haven't got much time: We should sign up for speed dating...'

"Yeah, I look great now, but don't wish this for yourself too soon: you know it's the end of the life cycle, right?"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Bumble Bee

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Champagne Bubble

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Plant Parenthood...

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

Poinsettia

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Bird Watching with Binoculars

Egg Buggy

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.