Bee Buff Gifts

Bumble Bee

"polinating and sucking nectar? Well, for 50 bucks I'm all yours, sweety!"

Vacant possession.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"I'm signing you off work for a couple of weeks Mr Kramer. I'm afraid you've got Hives!"

"You've got a bee on your back."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Surreal ale

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Gene Therapy

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'You've had enough.'

Plant Parenthood...

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

Poinsettia

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."