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Bumble Bee

"polinating and sucking nectar? Well, for 50 bucks I'm all yours, sweety!"

Vacant possession.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"I'm signing you off work for a couple of weeks Mr Kramer. I'm afraid you've got Hives!"

"You've got a bee on your back."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Surreal ale

Gene Therapy

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'You've had enough.'

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

California Beverages Map

Poinsettia

Body Systems

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'