Breeze Buff T-Shirts

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

A Good Batch.

The Vineyard

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

The Alpha Seltzer

Bumble Bee

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Of Mice and Men.

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

National Coffee Day

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

'Who's the new guy?'

'You've had enough.'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Plant Parenthood...

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

Poinsettia

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."