Breeze Buff Gifts

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

A Good Batch.

The Vineyard

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

The Alpha Seltzer

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Bumble Bee

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Of Mice and Men.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough.'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Who's the new guy?'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

Poinsettia

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.