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'I didn't know there was a blue heron of happiness.'

Pirate

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Bumble Bee

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

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Bird Watching with Binoculars

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

Vacant possession.

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

'Who.' 'Who.' 'Who.' 'Or is it whom?'

Easter bunny Island.

'Good God! You want paternity leave again! That'll be the sixth time this year!'

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"No! Of course you're beautiful, now. . . it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby photos of you. Well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head."

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

Timmys Pet Ostrich

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

'I must admit I panicked when I first saw the low bone-density test results, but since you're a bird, it's all good!'