Bluebird Buff Pillows

'I didn't know there was a blue heron of happiness.'

Pirate

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Bumble Bee

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

Bird Watching with Binoculars

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Vacant possession.

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

'Who.' 'Who.' 'Who.' 'Or is it whom?'

Easter bunny Island.

'Good God! You want paternity leave again! That'll be the sixth time this year!'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

"No! Of course you're beautiful, now. . . it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby photos of you. Well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

Scientists agree, that millions of years ago, the bald eagle probably had a comb over.

'I must admit I panicked when I first saw the low bone-density test results, but since you're a bird, it's all good!'

Blackbirds.