Birdie Buff Pillows

So, what is your handicap little buddy?' - 'I can't fly.

"Do me next."

The Worm Charmer

Bird Torture.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Bumble Bee

'I think he's lonely.'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

The Sensitive Dude.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Bird Watching with Binoculars

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

Vacant possession.

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'