Bird Banter Buff Pillows

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

Bird Watching with Binoculars

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"It takes me only one drink to get drunk. Its either the seventh or eighth."

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

'Who.' 'Who.' 'Who.' 'Or is it whom?'

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

'Psst...e=mc?.'

Menu. How much is that stuff? Read the hash tag.

"Who's a pretty boy?"

Blackbirds.

He took every chance to practice his talk.

Scientists agree, that millions of years ago, the bald eagle probably had a comb over.

Timmys Pet Ostrich

'I must admit I panicked when I first saw the low bone-density test results, but since you're a bird, it's all good!'

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

Bird watchers.

Closed for Summer.

"Avoid eye contact. This guy's a real loon."

'Let's see...Eggbound...Eggbound...Here it is!...

Clark's Nutcracker

Woodpecker sitting on snowmans nose

"Let's go to one of those places where they regurgitate the meal right at your table."

Squawk dirty to me...

"Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly cardinal—I mean, except at the Vatican?"

'Her bruxism resulted in a ferine bricole.'

'I HAVE to put it in my mouth first.'

'See - you don't have to fly in order to migrate.'