Bird Banter Buff Mugs

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Bird Watching with Binoculars

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"It takes me only one drink to get drunk. Its either the seventh or eighth."

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

'Who.' 'Who.' 'Who.' 'Or is it whom?'

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

"Who's a pretty boy?"

He took every chance to practice his talk.

Blackbirds.

Scientists agree, that millions of years ago, the bald eagle probably had a comb over.

Timmys Pet Ostrich

'I must admit I panicked when I first saw the low bone-density test results, but since you're a bird, it's all good!'

Bird watchers.

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

Closed for Summer.

"Avoid eye contact. This guy's a real loon."

'See - you don't have to fly in order to migrate.'

Clark's Nutcracker

"Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly cardinal—I mean, except at the Vatican?"

Woodpecker sitting on snowmans nose

"Let's go to one of those places where they regurgitate the meal right at your table."

Squawk dirty to me...

'I HAVE to put it in my mouth first.'

'Her bruxism resulted in a ferine bricole.'

'Let's see...Eggbound...Eggbound...Here it is!...

"Ain't no drab plumage at closing time."