Birdie Buff Mugs

So, what is your handicap little buddy?' - 'I can't fly.

"Do me next."

The Worm Charmer

Bird Torture.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Bumble Bee

'I think he's lonely.'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Bird Watching with Binoculars

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

The Sensitive Dude.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

Vacant possession.

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'