Botanic Buff Gifts

Waiting for plants to grow

"Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist."

Prize vegetables.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Plant Lady

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Garden Goddess.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Bumble Bee

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

The Garden

"I'm going to get you fired."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Gene Therapy

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'