Botanical Balcony Buff Gifts

Prize vegetables.

Plant Lady

Theorbo

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."