Botanical Balcony Buff Gifts

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Prize vegetables.

Plant Lady

Theorbo

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

Plant Parenthood...

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'