Insect Buff Gifts

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"My God―they're heading for the delphiniums!"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Bumble Bee

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Get on with it!

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

Plant Parenthood...

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Bees v Wasps

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

Protoplasm

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'