Spider Buff Gifts

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Edgar Allen Poe

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Werewolves of London..."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

The Family Joules: Part 22

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Monster Baseball

Milkin' Impossible

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

Halloween Selfie

Santa CGI Effect

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"....and hold the garlic."

Bees v Wasps

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

"To be a bee, or not to be a bee, that is the question."

Hysterically laughing monster.

Atomic Bear: Part 26