Spider Buff Pillows

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Edgar Allen Poe

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Werewolves of London..."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Milkin' Impossible

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Bees v Wasps

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Monster Baseball

Halloween Selfie

Santa CGI Effect

"....and hold the garlic."

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

Flying in Formation.

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

Egg Buggy