'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'
Spy Vs Spy Buff Gifts
Looking for gifts for the spy buff who thrives on intrigue and mischief? Our collection features witty, creative designs perfect for espionage fans. From covert humor on mugs to stylish apparel, these items bring lighthearted spy adventures to everyday life. Ideal for those who appreciate clever puzzles, secret missions, and a splash of mystery, our products make a fun and thoughtful gift for any secret agent wannabe or spy story lover.
The Anti-Agent
"Bond James, Bond."
James Bond in a Snow Globe
'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'
Barks in code.
Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!
HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.
"I'll have the Investigator's Special."
'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'
"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."
The Family Joules: Part 22
'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'
'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'
"I spy with my little eye…"
CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'
Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'
'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'
What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.
"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."
'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'
"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."
Licensed to grill.
'Vital mission - movie parody'
Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!
"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."
"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."
"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."
'I'm counter - intelligence'
'Each one is signed and numbered.'
"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."
"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"
'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'
Milkin' Impossible
JAMES BONDING
Spy Vs Spy Buff Gifts Collection
Spy Vs Spy Buff Mugs
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Spy Vs Spy Buff Pillows
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Spy Vs Spy Buff Prints
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Spy Vs Spy Buff T-Shirts
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