Bug Buffs Gifts

'Mama! Joey's calling me a white Anglo-Saxon Protestant again!'

Career choices for fleas.

I took up antkeeping.

"So ants can lift twenty times their body weight. Big deal. Who can't?"

"We're moving back out to the country."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Butterflies

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Insect extinction

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"You dropped yer wallet."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Bees v Wasps

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

Praying Mantis.

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"To be a bee, or not to be a bee, that is the question."

The Robotics Department. It says here that these guys completely replace all the cells in their bodies every seven years! Wow! What a slow upgrade cycle! If we don't replace all our parts every six months we become obsolete! It makes you wonder why they're in charge! Yeah, like they expect us to remember thousands of gigabytes of data while they forget their passwords! (Published originally on April 19, 2006)

Flies up the ante!

'D'you have any salt?'

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

Egg Buggy

'Where are you going?'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"