Bug Buffs Gifts

'Mama! Joey's calling me a white Anglo-Saxon Protestant again!'

Career choices for fleas.

"So ants can lift twenty times their body weight. Big deal. Who can't?"

"We're moving back out to the country."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Butterflies

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Insect extinction

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"You dropped yer wallet."

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Bees v Wasps

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Praying Mantis.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

'D'you have any salt?'

Flies up the ante!

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'Where are you going?'

Egg Buggy

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.