Virus Buffs Gifts

'I can't remember if they wanted us to starve this one, or force-feed it.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'Are we there yet?'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Flan-eating bacteria

Bees v Wasps

"....and hold the garlic."

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'D'you have any salt?'

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"To be a bee, or not to be a bee, that is the question."

Egg Buggy

Bacterial Cultural Center

So, have you had this 'human flu' yet?

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"