Birdseed Benefactor Pillows

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

bird interprets modern art

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

Adapting to global warming.

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

"I think the birds are hungry Jane..."

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

Bird watching TV

'Stop me if you've heard this one before.'

'Are you a friend or a relative of the bird?'

'So what if you're a breeding program baby: I'm an IVF baby but we both have loving parents and zookeepers...'

Poe at the Park

"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."

"Guys, I'm cutting back on the seed. It's summer. Eat some bugs."

"If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, you're overfeeding the birds!"

'So many potential customers... unfortunately, they're not credit-worthy.'

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'

"Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely on him."

Death in park

"I gave at the office!"

Harold had no idea that his days of free meals were over. . .

"Polly wants a pardon!"

'Take me to your feeder.'

"She's putting out more bird seed. Get ready for some binge watching!"

Ducks strangled by bagels. Park keeper says: 'Perhaps bagels were not the best option.'