Birdseed Enthusiasts Pillows

'...And I bet fatcats don't moan on about the price of birdseed.'

bird interprets modern art

Fishing for Birds

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Bird plucking a cello

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

Musician

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

Dreams of Spring...

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

Estate Agents.

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

Woodpecker House

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

A bird house is all that remains of a forest.

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.

Snowman

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

'Purple Martin Condos'

"Oh look - a Bauhaus Bird Box."

Bates Motel Birdhouse

Interview a bird.

"Sounds great, but it'll never win a grammy!"

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'

Finally, after years of fruitless searching, McAngus spotted a pair of pin-striped investment bankers in their natural habitat.

"Composer Aliabiev: Nightingale."