Bird Seed Scatterer T-Shirts

"I gave at the office!"

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

bird interprets modern art

Bird Torture.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

'First weeds of spring.'

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

Avoid Constant Borrowing

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

The First Seed Catagogues of Spring!

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

"Leftover seeds."

A man in an airplane shoos away geese

"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

Poe at the Park

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.

'Uh-oh, Ben's 'wired' again, I better cut down on his high protein dog food.'

'I know botanists are important dear, but I wish I could tell people you had a proper job!'

"I get more respect wearing a uniform."

Dreaming of Spring (Onslaught of the garden catalogs).

"Sean, are you teasing the seagulls again?"

"I'd like a packet of seeds for a first date, please."

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