Seed Collecting Gifts

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Dandelion * Not Included

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Butterflies

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

bird interprets modern art

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'I'm an atheist!'

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

Flies up the ante!

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"This is it? No video?"

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

Flytrap nerd.

Everything's coming up roses!

The vegan hunter

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Exploring in the countryside.

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'