Bean Collector T-Shirts

"Of course I tastes like mud - it's fresh ground...!"

'A handful of beans, Jack? Don't you realise how much profit that Damian Hirst will make from that cow?'

Wildlife

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'It must be the dead sea.'

Try me/try me/try me...

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

Feeling for shells

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

Utility Chic.

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

When lice dream.

Employee of the month...

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"I'll have the computer running once I workout the bugs."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

A man with a rake on a desert island