Bean Collector Pillows

"Of course I tastes like mud - it's fresh ground...!"

'A handful of beans, Jack? Don't you realise how much profit that Damian Hirst will make from that cow?'

Wildlife

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'It must be the dead sea.'

Try me/try me/try me...

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

Feeling for shells

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

Utility Chic.

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Employee of the month...

When lice dream.

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Would you like flies with that order?"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"I'll see your two and raise you three."