Cone Collar Connoisseurs T-Shirts

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Dog in love

Curling your hair for no reason

Dog Walker

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Shaved Ice

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"Fill it up!"

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

'If you'd try dressing a little more conservatively, you might be able to get a job in the mainstream.'

"Laugh if you want, but I have my phone in here."

"Gesundheit!"

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

Swell who has called a police officer to pick up his umbrella rather than bend and disturb his collar

"I couldn't pull it off. Looks good on you, though."

Health and Safety.

"I'm home, mom...unwrap me!"

'Hand me your issue of esquire. I have a hot date.'

Man deciding which hat to wear

American Evolution

The Blue Collar/White Collar Answer

"I'm fine. She's just a prude."

"So what if they laugh? The world needs a little more laughter."

An English of eccentrics

'Well that's what you get for picking your scab. . .'

"Where did you say you got your scatter cushions from?"