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Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Dog in love

Curling your hair for no reason

Dog Walker

Shaved Ice

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"Fill it up!"

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

"Gesundheit!"

"Laugh if you want, but I have my phone in here."

'If you'd try dressing a little more conservatively, you might be able to get a job in the mainstream.'

Swell who has called a police officer to pick up his umbrella rather than bend and disturb his collar

"I couldn't pull it off. Looks good on you, though."

'Hand me your issue of esquire. I have a hot date.'

"I'm home, mom...unwrap me!"

Man deciding which hat to wear

American Evolution

The Blue Collar/White Collar Answer

"I'm fine. She's just a prude."

"So what if they laugh? The world needs a little more laughter."

Health and Safety.

An English of eccentrics

'Well that's what you get for picking your scab. . .'

"Where did you say you got your scatter cushions from?"