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"I couldn't pull it off. Looks good on you, though."

Haute Suture

Dog in love

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Dog Walker

Shaved Ice

Bedroom Traffic Control

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

"Fill it up!"

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

'He's hearing impaired.'

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

Snow cones.

'Oh yeah, I forgot.'

The Cone Ranger

"Laugh if you want, but I have my phone in here."

"Gesundheit!"

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

"Sure he's still Mr. Right, Beth? Up there in that Bluejays cap?"

Ice cream scoop

Tortoises have football helmets and traffic cones for shells.

"It might be a traffic cone to you sir, but it happens to be my favourite."

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!

Swell who has called a police officer to pick up his umbrella rather than bend and disturb his collar

"So what if they laugh? The world needs a little more laughter."

"I'm fine. She's just a prude."

Stoneage traffic cone