Cone Collar Enthusiast Mugs

"I couldn't pull it off. Looks good on you, though."

Haute Suture

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

Dog in love

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Dog Walker

Shaved Ice

Bedroom Traffic Control

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"Fill it up!"

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

'Oh yeah, I forgot.'

The Cone Ranger

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

Ice cream scoop

"Gesundheit!"

"Laugh if you want, but I have my phone in here."

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!

"It might be a traffic cone to you sir, but it happens to be my favourite."

Swell who has called a police officer to pick up his umbrella rather than bend and disturb his collar

The Blue Collar/White Collar Answer

"So what if they laugh? The world needs a little more laughter."

"I'm fine. She's just a prude."

'Be sexy! Wear a tie'