Collar Enthusiasts Mugs

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

The Dandy

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'How does this one feel?'

"Fill it up!"

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

Family Curling Habits

Squirrel Salon

Early Goths.

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

Damaging to the sport's reputation...he's fallen asleep.

Christmas Curling

Swell who has called a police officer to pick up his umbrella rather than bend and disturb his collar

"I couldn't pull it off. Looks good on you, though."

'Be sexy! Wear a tie'

The Blue Collar/White Collar Answer

"He wags, but his tail doesn't."

Bishop using curling irons on his staff.