Collar Critic Mugs

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

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Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'I like to wear women's collars.'

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'The toughest things to deal with are a new, charismatic opponent and a former colleague's memoirs.'

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

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"That was a boring field trip."

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

Style Consultant

"And when I say I'm immune to your charms I think I speak for the herd."

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."

Swell who has called a police officer to pick up his umbrella rather than bend and disturb his collar

"Do you have any camouflage pants? I want to hide my hips."

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

"Well, that's not where my north is."

The Blue Collar/White Collar Answer

"Inspected by #16."

'The fad is to wear hospital staff uniforms - not patient gowns!'

"...Now will you believe me! It's too...big!"

Man on dock fishing has 'Suggestions' box

'forget men. I can't even find clothes I want to go out with more than once.'

Clown car lane: 10 or more.

'All statement-making is up to you!'

Les Bons Bourgeois - Man who cant get his suit on blaming his tailor