Collar Critic Pillows

"Deacon, you cannot wear a collar! People will confuse you with being a priest."

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

bird interprets modern art

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'The toughest things to deal with are a new, charismatic opponent and a former colleague's memoirs.'

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

"That was a boring field trip."

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

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"And when I say I'm immune to your charms I think I speak for the herd."

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

Style Consultant

"Do you have any camouflage pants? I want to hide my hips."

"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."

Swell who has called a police officer to pick up his umbrella rather than bend and disturb his collar

"...Now will you believe me! It's too...big!"

'The fad is to wear hospital staff uniforms - not patient gowns!'

Shrink Resistant Shirts. That means they shrink but they don't want to.

"Inspected by #16."

The Blue Collar/White Collar Answer

Zoo. The idea to dress the animals in clothes in not working out well. The leopard refuses to try anything new. A leopard will never change its spots. Ironically, the penguins are most uncomfortable on casual Friday. Penguins like their formal wear. If I get a button off line when dressing the girafde, I'll be behind schedule all day. Worst of all, zebras has a horrible fashion sense. Yikes! Stripes with plaids!

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

"Well, that's not where my north is."

This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on, caller. What's your problem? Global warming. Stop yer snivelling! You should be grateful! But … No more pretending not to hate your friend's ugly cardigan sweaters. No more lumbago or arthritis acting up every time there's a cold spell. We could walk around in the buff year-round and still be toasty. The benefits are endless! But it's so hot! HOJ.

Man on dock fishing has 'Suggestions' box

'forget men. I can't even find clothes I want to go out with more than once.'

'All statement-making is up to you!'