Wool Critic Pillows

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

Support group for sheep.

bird interprets modern art

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Green Peace'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

Genetic Manipulation

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Academia in Winter

"My parents hate it."

The wool club for mammoths.

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"And remember the rule: when the carpet is old, that's when we hold, when the carpet is new, that's when we spew!"

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Shear Love.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

Wooly mammoth

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