Wool Connoisseur Pillows

The Wool Shop - "Give me all your balaclavas!"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

String Theory for Beginners.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Knitted Kitty.

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

octopus knitting a jumper...

Genetic Manipulation

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

Cat with giant ball of yarn of roof of car.

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Sportknitting