Wool Craft Lover Pillows

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Arts and crafts

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Woman knitting a washing line.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

String Theory for Beginners.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Knitted Kitty.

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Cat Sisyphus

Cat with giant ball of yarn of roof of car.

Genetic Manipulation

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

octopus knitting a jumper...

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

Sportknitting

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Academia in Winter

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Cattitude

"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."

Perspective

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

The wool club for mammoths.