Wool Critic Gifts

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

Support group for sheep.

bird interprets modern art

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

Woman knitting a washing line.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Green Peace'

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Genetic Manipulation

"And remember the rule: when the carpet is old, that's when we hold, when the carpet is new, that's when we spew!"

The wool club for mammoths.

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Academia in Winter

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"My parents hate it."

Shear Love.

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

"Your father helped me, too."

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."