Collar Enthusiasts Gifts

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

The Dandy

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'How does this one feel?'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

"Fill it up!"

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

Family Curling Habits

Early Goths.

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

Squirrel Salon

Damaging to the sport's reputation...he's fallen asleep.

Christmas Curling

"Deacon, you cannot wear a collar! People will confuse you with being a priest."

Swell who has called a police officer to pick up his umbrella rather than bend and disturb his collar

'Be sexy! Wear a tie'

The Blue Collar/White Collar Answer

"I couldn't pull it off. Looks good on you, though."

"He wags, but his tail doesn't."

Bishop using curling irons on his staff.

Looks like somebody's wearing extensions.

Cleaners Fold-Press Alterations. Open. The stain's still on my shirt, but they did remove the ten-spot from my pants.