Collar Enthusiast Gifts

The Blue Collar/White Collar Answer

Axel, I thought you didn't wear collars because they symbolized animal oppression. For some reason, I don't feel oppressed � I feel kinky!

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

The Dandy

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'How does this one feel?'

"Fill it up!"

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

Sweary Chef - A bad tempered chef swears at the fish he is about to prepare and the fish swears back.

Family Curling Habits

Professor Lars P. Olafson. Inventor of the scatter cushion.

Squirrel Salon

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

Sweaters. Remember, son, we're men. We walk in, we buy, we walk out. No browsing.

Damaging to the sport's reputation...he's fallen asleep.

Christmas Curling

"Deacon, you cannot wear a collar! People will confuse you with being a priest."

Swell who has called a police officer to pick up his umbrella rather than bend and disturb his collar