Neckwear Enthusiast Gifts

'Be sexy! Wear a tie'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"1-1"

"That shirt is so last year."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

I love my cape

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

Hats

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

"Wow! Gramps was REALLY happy to get all those neckties for Father's Day!"

Winter jumpers

Do I REALLY look like George Clooney... Now THAT'S what I call selling.

Chav a Merry Christmas

They're bred specifically for the holiday season.

'But you particularly wanted a sleeveless pullover!'

"...and, as well as your salary, you will be eligible for company transport - a pair of our latest running shoes."

The Blue Collar/White Collar Answer

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

'Where Argyle sweaters come from...'

'Never, Ever...pull on a loose thread hanging from your shirt.'

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

The three semi-wise men actually rode alpacas and carried knitted gifts of sweaters, sox and underwear to the arid desert village of Bethlehem...

"Great, now they all want a scarf."

"Uniforms"? Wouldn't that be gilding the lily?

I just don't think she needs to get a souvenir every time we migrate.

Tailor.