Novelty Neckwear Aficionado Gifts

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'Luxury cruise you said!'

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Ted picks the wrong day to wear his novelty tie.

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

"My wife's an editor."

"You must be the new guy!"

"Keep the holiday beard, by all means, but please lose the hat."

"Wow! Gramps was REALLY happy to get all those neckties for Father's Day!"

'Be sexy! Wear a tie'

Beard must be this long to wear this t-shirt.

"Stop complaining. You're the one who wanted me to stop wearing the 'I'm With Stupid' T-shirt."

Sushi hats

Good Luck

Grandma wearing novelty T-Shirt: 'How's my Hungging?'

Kevin could only show his true creativity with the assistance of his novelty Christmas tie.

"Great, now they all want a scarf."

"It is a new thing I've come up with! I think it makes me look important!"

Tips For Efficient Living: #1

"Might I suggest Mr Kisby, however good your Defense Attorney is, you're not helping your case in that T-shirt."

'Confound it, Osgood -- Where's your necktie?'

"I think we may have reached Peak Bobble."

"Do we have any size ones in stock?"

'Doctor, please help...The cat has clawed my girlfriend! I need a bicycle tube repair kit!'

Stupid Economy.

'The first thing my husband does when he comes home from the office is take off his necktie.'

Utopian Fedoras.

'Well, I'll bet no one else thinks it's funny.'