Novelty Neckwear Aficionado Prints

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'Luxury cruise you said!'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Ted picks the wrong day to wear his novelty tie.

"My wife's an editor."

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

"Keep the holiday beard, by all means, but please lose the hat."

"You must be the new guy!"

"Wow! Gramps was REALLY happy to get all those neckties for Father's Day!"

Pregnant woman wearing a 'baby' shirt and a man wearing a 'big baby' shirt.

Grandma wearing novelty T-Shirt: 'How's my Hungging?'

Sushi hats

They're bred specifically for the holiday season.

Kevin could only show his true creativity with the assistance of his novelty Christmas tie.

"Stop complaining. You're the one who wanted me to stop wearing the 'I'm With Stupid' T-shirt."

Good Luck

'Be sexy! Wear a tie'

Beard must be this long to wear this t-shirt.

"Great, now they all want a scarf."

"It is a new thing I've come up with! I think it makes me look important!"

"Might I suggest Mr Kisby, however good your Defense Attorney is, you're not helping your case in that T-shirt."

I just don't think she needs to get a souvenir every time we migrate.

'Clearly every one of these suspects has stolen my identity.'

Tips For Efficient Living: #1

I've heard of a heat-seeking missile, but … a beer-seeking necktie?

"I think we may have reached Peak Bobble."

'Confound it, Osgood -- Where's your necktie?'

'Doctor, please help...The cat has clawed my girlfriend! I need a bicycle tube repair kit!'

"Do we have any size ones in stock?"

Stupid Economy.

'The first thing my husband does when he comes home from the office is take off his necktie.'

Utopian Fedoras.