Nautical Necktie Aficionado Prints

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'Cannonball!'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"1-1"

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Farmer and FIsherman

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Shall I let them breathe."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

Rats leave a launching ship.

Friendly Tie

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"Sorry, Captain, but we have to let you go. You just lack leader-ship skills."

'How about this for the masked ball?'

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.