Nautical Necktie Aficionado Pillows

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'Cannonball!'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"1-1"

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Farmer and FIsherman

"Shall I let them breathe."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Friendly Tie

Rats leave a launching ship.

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

Future History Museums

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

"Sorry, Captain, but we have to let you go. You just lack leader-ship skills."

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'How about this for the masked ball?'

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'