Necktie Connoisseur Pillows

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

Party Animals.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"1-1"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I love this time of day."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Join me in a glass of champagne?

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."