Necktie Connoisseur Mugs

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

Party Animals.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"I love this time of day."

"1-1"

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Superheroes Having a Drink

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Join me in a glass of champagne?

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'