Novelty Tie Enthusiast Pillows

'Well, I'll bet no one else thinks it's funny.'

Ted picks the wrong day to wear his novelty tie.

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

A Meeting of Great Ties.

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

Future History Museums

Tie-Land.

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Friendly Tie

'How about this for the masked ball?'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"Let's see a robot do that."

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"