Novelty Ties Pillows

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Dog Walking Services

Raincloud Umbrella

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Advocado

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Hay Rides $10

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Ball Pool Peril

Bumper Limos

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

Leaking backpack.

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

Jurassic Pork

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Ted picks the wrong day to wear his novelty tie.