Necktie Enthusiast Pillows

"Wow! Gramps was REALLY happy to get all those neckties for Father's Day!"

"It is a new thing I've come up with! I think it makes me look important!"

'Confound it, Osgood -- Where's your necktie?'

Tips For Efficient Living: #1

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"1-1"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

I think the cat wants to go out.

A Meeting of Great Ties.

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"I've been promoted from barbarian pillager to management. Do you know how to tie a neck tie?"

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

'How about this for the masked ball?'

Friendly Tie

Future History Museums

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Tie-Land.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"Let's see a robot do that."

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'